Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 1171

I looked at his Instagram and he refers to Blink 182 as “the” Blink 182 lol

 

I'll throw in a lube job for free.

 

I've been through this before. Even when my phone is horizontal, I don't see the numbers.

 

English is no longer his native language.

 

Btw, quality work. I had to zoom in real close before I could tell this wasn’t real

 

Impossibru. What do you see?

 

You mean when I click my name? I just see black beside my pic and the options to see my profile or send a pm.

 

When horizontal? Weird

 

Customer walks in

Me: "Hi, what can I do for you?"
Customer: "good, thanks"



um, I sure as fuck did not ask you how you are doing asshole.

 

Ugh one of my pet peeves. When someone responds when they're clearly not listening.

My wife does this daily...

 

I have stopped asking people how they are doing. It’s a really dumb social convention and frankly, I don’t care how they’re doing and they don’t care how I’m doing either. However, despite not asking people, they still tell me because they aren’t even listening, they are just going through the motions. So many times it has gone like this...

Them: how are you doing today?

Me: I’m doing fine, thank you.

Them: I’m doing well, thanks for asking

And I’m like, uhhhhhhh, I didn’t ask, I ain’t no pleb.

 

The worst is when they try telling stories to me. Like wtf m8, I don't give a flying SHIT.

 

Working in an office it's always the awkward second time you pass someone for the day. Do you say hi again? Do you turn away? Always awkward

 

I'll be working in an office by march 2018 probably. Smh, wearing suits and shit to work is going to piss me off. Because I wear shorts on a daily basis lmao. Maybe put on pants 3 times per year.

 

First time a hello. Second time a head-bob. Third time, they don’t exist

 

Yeah, I don't see this. Wish I did. Looks cool.

 

My favorite was when I worked at an airport, and I would tell people to have a good flight. They always respond "thanks, you too."

 

I appreciate when someone will ask, “hey, gotta any big plans this weekend?” Or something along those lines. That’s at least something I can work with

 

I hear you. In two weeks I will go from working in an office with virtually no dress code, to dressing "business casual" ew

 

"WHAT TIME ARE YOU OPEN UNTIL?"

"OKAY, ILL BE THERE 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CLOSE"

 

I work at a call center and folks always call in right before we close. It's awful.

 

Yup. I manage an office and this is standard protocol

 

See, everyone? It’s simple math. no Manchester jokes, thank you

 

Alright I have a new challenge since i'm on a music video kick right now at work. Send me your worst, most cringe-worthy music videos you can't ever forget.

(Don't post Silverstein, I've already been down that road this week)

I will start. Anybody up for a tar grandma and a hardcore milk bath?