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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 523

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    When I was a kid I'd eat just hotdog buns with ketchup. I'd also eat bologna straight from the packet which makes me wanna vom now.
     
  2. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    What have you monsters done to my thread?? You all should be ashamed of yourselves
     
  3. Carmen SD

    Trusted

    Thats a bit much imo. From my perspective it looks like you throw around a very simple generic and/or copy and paste messages and hit up every girl in your matches feed to see if you get any responses. I know if I receive something very generic or something that seems like copy-paste, I don't bother. I put in honest effort to seek out guys that seem comparable for me, but if I don't get the same in return or feel the effort is there, I'm not going to waste my time.
     
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  4. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    maybe if I ever find someone that I'm as passionate about as I am for food I'll know it's tru :heart:
     
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  5. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    I'm cheating the system by having a creative opener that i tailor to each girl on tinder by putting their name in the first line of my copy pasta. It's got like a 80% success rate on at least getting a response, but sometimes I do feel lazy/bad about it since I'm just casting a wide net. But that's kind of the rules of online dating, there's such a huuuge pool of potential matches/dates/relationships that you're exposed to or have at your fingertips due to the medium that it's the most efficient way to go through the process of talking/meeting/dating/etc
     
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  6. Daniel182

    Let's hold our breath until we disappear

    Copy pasta. Gonna be my new strategy.
     
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  7. Carmen SD

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    I've never used tinder, because I don't like the concept of it. In my area there isn't many guys for me to choose from. Not sure how it goes with girls. But I still fell like with the filters you can set so only certain people with those traits (if they selected them) appear in your feed, the pool isn't so big after all, therefore the lazy messages seem like they're out to waste someones time.
     
  8. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Sonic had hot dogs and is kinda known for them.
    I see nothing wrong here...
    Wrong thread hehe
     
  9. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Also I love hotdogs now but I used to eat just the buns with condiments and toppings no wiener
     
  10. Dog with a Blog

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    If any of you ever happen to find yourself in Berkeley, do yourself a massive favor and go to the Top Dog right off of Telegraph. That place is unreal. Best hot dogs/links evah.
     
  11. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    Only time I eat hotdogs is when I'm camping. And then I make it a chili dog because why bother wasting time with any other type of hotdog.
     
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  12. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    I like my hot dogs burnt!
     
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  13. jjnunn118

    Signal Vs. Noise Prestigious

    When I was way younger I used to have white bread topped with Ketchup with all my meals, if I didn't have that I wouldn't eat. What the fuck was wrong with me
     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I mean compared to your hot dogs dipped in butter I guess not
     
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  15. sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    shes don't go for them when there, shes bougee in her own ways lol.
     
  16. bigmike

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    My friend's had a friend that took a bunch of acid and was tearing through a package of uncooked hotdogs while sitting on the floor and all he kept saying was "slippery little buggers. These are slicks. Do you want a slick? Slippery little bugger. Do you want a slick?" Just over and over and over.

    Sunday I was up north with my friend who told me this story and we grilled hot dogs and I got ridiculously drunk and at like 12:30 we ate a bunch of slicks and kept giggling to ourselves while our girlfriends contemplated just leaving us at the cabin and driving home.

    The next day I spent 18 hours in bed and that's how I spent half of my vacation. Eating cold, cooked hot dogs and giggling and then hungover.
     
  17. jrock920

    Regular

    maybe but i feel even if i put effort into a message it won't go anywhere so its no point to put maximum effort
     
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  18. bigmike

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    If you're not trying, you're not going to succeed. Whether that's dating or anything in life. I know you probably feel it's "pointless" but it's pretty easy to see when someone isn't willing to put in the effort to do something and that makes people not want to put in the effort to respond. You gotta put it what you want out of it. I had a profile that I thought was equal parts quirky (probably wasn't; no one is original) and informative. My current girlfriend was searching decently far, struck up a conversation with me. We kind of hit it off but I wasn't super into it, yet agreed to go on a date and we clicked. Four months later I moved an hour north to live with with her and we're at our 3 year anniversary on August 1st.
     
  19. jrock920

    Regular

    eh there is no hope for me when it comes to dating sites
     
  20. Maybe it's because they (rightly) sense that you're a fucking asshole that goes on tirades using homophobic slurs that get you banned from websites. (I have this idiot on my ignore list, but I got tired of not understanding the convo going on).
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog

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    Agreed

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    - Bloodsucker II
     
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  22. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

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  24. Carmen SD

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    It's the season of everyone getting married and engaged. My fb feed is filled with wedding pics and engagement rings. Because of recent unfortunate events, it makes me more sad to look at them. I hope one day I can find my happiness.
     
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  25. sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    I love my girl to death but she does this thing where she'll see me; say... getting out the shower & getting into clothes in the morning or anything that follows this sort of criteria... I open the drawer and get boxers out and before I even can pull em out and unfold em she says close the drawer or as I'm finishing wiping down she says throw the towel in the wash. Like as I'm actively using the things telling me my next step and it really gets under my skin cus she loves to assume (with an attitude she plays off as 'just helping' cynically) what you were[n't] going to do before you can even breathe to get a thought about your next move, 9 times out of 10 assuming you're gunna do whatever upsets her.
    She does this first thing in the morning then gets mad with me when I'm like "Will you stop? Like can I finish what it is I'm doing first? You don't clean the plates till you're done eating dinner so wtf are you tryna achieve?" after days of the same.

    Hate to be at odds or upset her but globdamn that shit is agitating lol.
     
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