(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 513

I think I'm going with Dylan's option

but really I'll just internally feel dumb for a bit and move on (hopefully)

 

Damn, you matched and then immediately jumped on video chat? Good on you both for skipping the slow texting back and forth lol.

 

Lol nooooooooo

 

It's too easy to accidentally like stuff

 

You talk accidentally liking stuff, I've accidentally shared photos/posts of others. That's maximum cringe.

 

i'd die

 

The sharing thing only happened once in the last long while. It was a photo of a girl I went to high school/partied with but haven't spoken to in years hanging out with some girls I hadn't even seen since I was like 20. I somehow shared it (because I browse with my right hand/thumb) and I didn't notice until almost a full day later when a couple of them liked it.

I wanted to projectile vomit.

 

yeah! part of my bio is talking about this old lady that calls all the time into work to complain and how it causes me to drink and we were talking very briefly about some of our worst work stories and then she gave me her number because she wanted to send a specific gif that the app didn't have.

so we were texting and then she added me on snapchat and asked for my cringiest story and i told her she could either pick the time i had to explain to the city administrator how i didn't order his dead dad flowers for his funeral or the time the mayor talked to me about his testicles and she said both and i told her there's no way im typing that out so im just going to facetime her and boom.

 

Bio for reference

 

Also, does anyone remember formspring.me? It was a whole social networking site that was basically the ask box from tumblr, so people could ask you questions anonymously or otherwise and your answers would be published in a feed.

It caught on for a short while in my area like 6 years ago, and there was this girl I had a crush on, so naturally the first thing I did was get wasted, go on her formspring, and confess my feelings for her. BUT, I was logged in, and didn't select anonymous. I said the cheesiest shit rife with drunk spelling errors, she saw it and that it was from me, and she PUBLISHED IT. I had to message her on Facebook and beg her to take it down, claiming "I meant to post it on someone else's box".

Worst part is I think she thought it was kind of cute and I didn't follow up, but now she's married in Wyoming and has a confederate flag decal on her truck so I made out okay.

 

What a rollercoaster

 

Oh my god haha how did you recover that fumble

 

noooooooooooooooooooo

 

I worked at Blockbuster during summer breaks and one summer my boss texted me while I was still asleep confirming I'd be in that day, and I was so used to my ex being the last person in my SMS that I woke up and replied "good morning babe"

 

Is there a cringe thread? I'm making a cringe thread.

 

brilliant

 

Damn, I am impressed

 

I would have said it was her from the future

 

Could've said that's my next future girlfriend

 

wut

 

do it because your stories hit too close to home and i can't stop laughing

 

I have nightmares about things like this because I do sometimes see someone from high school who I forgot exists post something and look through some of their posts or pics very carefully. Did u explain yourself or just delete and try to repress the memory

 

Delete and repress haha. I would like to think that me and her were close enough for a long enough period of time that it would be clear to her that it was a mistake, especially cause it wasn't her post I shared. It was like one of those "Pamela was tagged in a memory" posts on my feed that someone else had posted and tagged her in, and I wasn't even friends with the girl who did post it.

So, either she knows it's a mistake, or she thinks I went in hard on creeping her lol

 

I did make one haha but sadly I'm out of the more disastrous failures

 

told her she should pack and get her errands done early today and meet me tonight for pizza and im using a free pizza coupon because im classy like that and she said she won't let a coupon go to waste and text me when she can meet. yusss