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Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Hey, it's always sunny, come on down for a drink ...
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You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
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