Probably will be like the Rollins-Cena-Lesnar triple threat where he's out on the floor for 3/4 of the match.
I haven't been here in a long time, so I have no idea if anyone has made the point that Jinder's title reign has been booked the exact way Seth...
So Braun is Ryback now?
I don't like wrestling anymore.
Could Cena just try to fucking sell something? Just once?
Three times now tonight they've called it just the WWE Championship. Did they drop always calling it the WWE World Heavyweight Championship?
God, I can't stand the Angry John Cena accent.
I'm waiting for the day when Roman pulls off his wig and mask and reveals he's actually 2 John Cenas.
Wow, it's the heartbreak kid, Dolph Ziggler.
I wouldn't be surprised if Sheamus was the next to ask to be released. They've got nothing for him.
That means we have so many months of bullshit Roman wins ahead of us.
How much more awesome would that comeback have been if he could have just used the curb stomp out of nowhere? A lot. A lot more awesome.
Ok nevermind not mad anymore.
Roman could get run over by a dump truck and still win clean. Fucking ridiculous.
At this rate, the Women's Championship match is going to go less than 10 minutes. Probably a good thing.