You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?