You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?