Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Put a filter on it.
Congratulations! Big step.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!