Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've chosen wisely.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?