Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?