Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?