You've reached 500 posts.
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!