Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
You've chosen wisely.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
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Hey, Happy Birthday!
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