You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Are you just showing off?
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!