Today is your six year anniversary!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've been here for five years now.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.