You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!