Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?