Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Congratulations!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?