so like i went to my friends house and hes married and we were watching baseball and his wife cooked us a pizza. and we were watching teh games...
about 8 years ago i looke don my uncles ps2 and he wa playing a video game a nascar one his driver name was marks dick (his name is mark) and...
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Was at my dads on thanksgiving. his wifes (my step mom) kids came in with food and tehir kids. they were struggling and my dad was just sitting...
my mom was cleaning my uncles basement and found a bag of 5 year old popcorn
when i was 10 i was at my grandmas for christmas when my uncle called me to his part of the house. he asked if my dad would like what my uncle got...
when i worked at cvs this guy came into but candy when he saw the price of the hersheys miniatures he said "these little fuc*ers are...
Two stories of my dad and cramps One time we went to go watch the Harry Potter movie when it came out and he had to leave the theater for 30...
my grandma found my uncles playboys when i was 9 she cleaned his room for him and found about 60 playboys she threw them away and yeled ta him...
list of things i have found at my uncles in the last 2 years eyedrops that expired in 1997 roach powder from 1995 5 year old popcord...
my uncle came over to see if there was a rake he coud borrow he looked and looked for 10 minutes and didnt find out then he came out and...
dad asked if i would be ok went to a party drank 3 beers in 8 hours and my dad was worried about me driving home i said yes ill eb fine he...
my uncle had a staple in his pizza many years ago he ordered one and a staple was in it he asked me if i put it there and i said no whywould i...
my dad thinks he is fred flinstone I wa working with my dad putting up windows. he grabbed one and as he picked it up he went YABBA DABBA...
my uncle yelled at my grandma wheni was little me my grandma an duncle were discussing nascar and other forms of racing like sprint cars, indy ,...