Today is your two year anniversary here.
Walter White approves.
Winter is coming.
Congratulations! Big step.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?