Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations! Big step.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?