You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
I'll be there for you ...
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!