Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!