Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!