Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Put a filter on it.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've linked up your Tumblr.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!