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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
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Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
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You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!