Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Come at the king, you best not miss.
You've made your first post! Welcome!