Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations! Big step.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!