Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!