Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
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