Are you just showing off?
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?