Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?