You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!