Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?