Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've made your first post! Welcome!