Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've reached 500 posts.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!