Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!