Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Put a filter on it.
Congratulations! Big step.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?