You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!