You've been liked a thousand times.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've made your first post! Welcome!