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Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
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Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?