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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
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You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!