Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've been here for five years now.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!