Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!