Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!