Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've reached 500 posts.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!