Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been here for five years now.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Come at the king, you best not miss.