It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!