A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 460

Have you ever showered with the devil in the pale moon light?

 

I shower at night because screw getting up any earlier than I have to.

Plus I feel like I get dirty during the day at work and then I work out when I get home too so it makes more sense to shower in the evening

 

How do you wake up without a shower?!

 

i mean..they're sealed and nonfreezing temperatures....

 

Yeah, I guess that was really stupid. Maybe I should smoke more weed.

 

I mean I always fully wake up, it just depends whether that happens 5 minutes after rolling out of bed or at noon that day.

 

I need to shower in the morning. It just doesn't feel right... unless I'm really hungover. Then I'll shower around 3.

 

I wanted to

Seriously though not sure, I somehow do it without coffee

 

Coffee is

 

One yields the other, yes...

 

I love coffee, but my body becomes too resilient on it, causing awful migraines when I don't have any, so I had to pretty much quit drinking it

 

Coffee is bae

 

Coffee gives me the shakes and diarrhea. No secretes here.

 

I'm addicted to my nespresso. Any sort of espresso really. It makes me feel alive.

 

What does feeling alive feel like? Must be nice

 

Remember being dead? Picture the exact opposite.

 

For the last time I'm not a zombie

 

Coffee is a delicious beverage

 

We like to joke and have fun here but I will not hesitate to block someone who hates on coffee

 

I've decided I may drop jaguars dude into the depths of the chorus forum to see it i get any good responses

 

If the link ever dies and you need a new one go to Because He's So Upset • r/jagsguy to get a new one

 

What's for dinner tonight?