2017 NFL Draft Thread [Archived] Football • Page 40

I haven't visited Randall yet sadly

 

What pun is that?

 

...

 

Well you can visit my ex in like Pensacola if you want and get really sick from that red algae or whatever. Then you can go to a jags game and get really sick from that too, in a different way.

 

Pensacola makes me think that the state of Florida legitimately forgot there's things west of Destin that are part of their responsibility. Like, if Rick Scott said Pensacola, Alabama, it would not surprise me one bit.

 

Jacksonville is the opposite. Everyone is very aware it's part of Florida and no one is too happy about that.

 

Well does it matter if it'll be under water with the rest of it in 20yrs? Nothing wrong with poison in the air and bears

 

Reading up on Harmful algae blooms and they literally look and sound like the thing that happens in power rangers before the monsters become Godzilla and crush a building

 

That's 20 years better spent not wondering what the fuck a Blue Wahoo is.

 

If only.

 

I still don't know what it is


Side note: doesn't the drummer from blink have a taco place called something like that?

 

I want to research but am afraid to google this

 

At one point but it shut down cause he missed his Mark.

 

They met girls at the rock show

 

On the subject of actual draft stuff, Elflein out of Ohio State absolutely ripped into George Kittle. Said that runningback out of South Florida would make a better NFL tight end. I thought that was a little hypocritical. Like the Pat calling the Kittle Mack.

Sorry to Butt in with that but we should stop Mixon topics and cut the Njokin. I didn't mean to go Allen with these puns, clearly you can't handle Jamal. I'm gonna go Cook some food. Probably a Reuben on a Kizer roll with some Peppers. I'm not much of a Baker though so I gotta run to the store, I need Kupps anyway. I also have the stuff to make Tacos. Definitely having Charlton's chews afterward. Mahomes, I'm sorry to Tyus down with this Webb of trouble.

Also, a blue wahoo is a type of Marlon.

 

Wut? Are you becoming the riddler?

 

also I love marlon Mack

 

I'm becoming legitimately worried that this is just how I talk now.

 

dude Jaxson de Ville was savage.

 

Jaxson is my favorite mascot of all time

 

The girl with the dreads was definitely on here at one point

 

Dude he was the fucking best. He skydove into the stadium and shit. He was the best mascot in the league for 20ish years, same guy that whole time. A lot of times he was the best part of the game as you can imagine.

 

Why only then... did he like die?

 

The AFC South by far had the best mascots in the league and 3 teams didn't even have that great of mascots (Colts mascot is okay), but Jaxson DeVille was just so good that we still had the best.

It's like how Wayne Gretzky and his brother have the most points as brothers in the NHL and his brother only has like 11 or whatever.